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Best Hindi Indian Jokes – Husband doing fishing

Wife: Har Hafte Weekend Daramiyan Tum Fishing Karne Jate Ho Na?

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Husband: Haan To kya huva?

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Wife: Aaj Woh Machhli Ghar Aayi Thi,

Keh Rahi Thi Woh Maa Ban ne Wali Hai …

Jo samjh gaya wo like karo… baki ke bhajan dekho..

best hindi indian latest jokes – call harassment

best hindi indian latest jokes – call harassmentĀ 

best hindi indian latest jokes online

Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta hai..
ek aadmi uthata hai.. Aadmi:” Hello..
Baccha:” Ullo pullo kullo !!
Aadmi:” Kaun hai be ??
Baccha:” Ek Insan
Aadmi:” Wo pata hai naam bol ??
Baccha:” Main ek ganda bacha hu !
Aadmi:” Teri to esi ki tesi Kahaan rehta hai tu ??
Baccha:” Prithvi pe..
Aadmi:” Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya ??
Baccha:” Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye
Aadmi:” Ruk saale..
apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki aulaad..
Baccha:” Hello papa, main pappu… :p :O :D

Laughter Express

Laughter Express

(In Train)

TT : Kidhar jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahanpar Sri Ram ka janam hua tha wahan.
TT: Tumhare pass Ticket hai kya ?
Sadhu: Nahin hai
TT: To Chalo tum.
Sadhu: Kahan par ?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha..
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Jail mein !!!

Latest Best Hindi Shayari

Latest Best Hindi Shayari

Is Tarhse satane ki jarurat kya thi
Kamini dil ko jalaneki jarurat kya thi.

Jo nahi tha Ishq toh keh diya hota
Apni aukaat dikhaneki jarurat kya thi.

Malumtha tha agar ae khawab tut jayega
Manhus to fir nind mai ane ki jarurat kya thi.

Ishq par lagti rahegi har daur me pabandi
Ek ashiq ki watt laganeki jarurat kya thi.

Maan lo agar ye ek trfa muhabbat thi to fir
Bhootni !!
Muje dekh k Muskraneki jarurat kya thi.

Santa for chicken dinner Indian Hindi jokes


Ek baar Santa hotel gaya aur Chicken ka Order kiya

Waiter – Sir French chicken or Spanish chicken??

Santa – Are bhai koi sa bhi le ke aa….
Muje kaun si baate karani hai….

Santa’s girl friend hindi jokes


Santa Jokes in Hindi

Santa:- Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun
Tod Di?
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Banta: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi
Tha..
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Santa: Toh..?
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Banta: Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki
Wo Meri Kya HogiĀ 

Hard Days for Orkut – Funny Indian Jokes


Sardar introduces his family:

1)Yeh Meri Biwi, GOOGLE KAUR
1 Sawal Pucho To 10 Jawab Deti Hai.

2)Yeh Mera Beta, FACEBOOK SINGH
Ghar Ki Har Baat Pure Muhalle Tak Pahunchata Hai.

3)Yeh Meri Beti, TWITTER KAUR
Pura Muhalla Raat-Din Isey Follow Karta Hai

4)Aur Main Hoon ORKUT SINGH Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi

How to have Happy Marriage Life

A Couple never fought in 25Yrs!!!

A friend asked – How did U make it possible??

Husband – We went 2 Shimla 4 our Honymoon, While Horse riding My Wife’s Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up, patted the Horse’s back & said “this is your 1st time”.

After a while,it happened again.

She said “dis is your 2nd time” & When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a gun & shot the horse.

I shouted, U psycho, U killed d horse.

She gave a grave look & said “this is your 1st time”.

Since then we are very happy…

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