Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name?
Nurse: What’s your Birthdate?
Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Are you Married?
Husband: Haan To kya huva?
Wife: Aaj Woh Machhli Ghar Aayi Thi,
Jo samjh gaya wo like karo… baki ke bhajan dekho..
Jo nahi tha Ishq toh keh diya hota
Apni aukaat dikhaneki jarurat kya thi.
Malumtha tha agar ae khawab tut jayega
Manhus to fir nind mai ane ki jarurat kya thi.
Ishq par lagti rahegi har daur me pabandi
Ek ashiq ki watt laganeki jarurat kya thi.
Maan lo agar ye ek trfa muhabbat thi to fir
Muje dekh k Muskraneki jarurat kya thi.
Waiter – Sir French chicken or Spanish chicken??
1)Yeh Meri Biwi, GOOGLE KAUR
1 Sawal Pucho To 10 Jawab Deti Hai.
2)Yeh Mera Beta, FACEBOOK SINGH
Ghar Ki Har Baat Pure Muhalle Tak Pahunchata Hai.
3)Yeh Meri Beti, TWITTER KAUR
Pura Muhalla Raat-Din Isey Follow Karta Hai
4)Aur Main Hoon ORKUT SINGH Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi
A Couple never fought in 25Yrs!!!
A friend asked – How did U make it possible??
Husband – We went 2 Shimla 4 our Honymoon, While Horse riding My Wife’s Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up, patted the Horse’s back & said “this is your 1st time”.
After a while,it happened again.
She said “dis is your 2nd time” & When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a gun & shot the horse.
I shouted, U psycho, U killed d horse.
She gave a grave look & said “this is your 1st time”.
Since then we are very happy…
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