Hindi Funny Joke

Ek Shaitani Chudeil ne Buzurg pati Patni ko
Pakad liya..
Chudeil:” Mai Tum Dono ki Ek-Ek khwaish Poori
kar sakti hu
Patni:” Mujhe apne Pati k Saath Duniya
Ghumni hai
Chudeil ne chaddi Ghumayi aur Wolrd Tour ki Do
Ticket aa gayi
Chudeil ne Pati se poocha:” tumhe kya chahiye ??
Pati:” Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti patni chahiye
Chudeil ne Chaddi Ghumayi aur Pati ko 90 Saal
ka kar Diya..
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To Kya seekha sabne is Kahani se..???
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“Aadmi ko Yaad Rakhna chahiye ke Aakhir
Chudiel bhito Ek Aurat hi hai…

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Doctors vs teacher hindi indian jokes

laughing10 Doctor aur 1 teacher helicopter ki rassi se
latke the.

Ek Pailot ne kaha, vajan jyada hai koi 1 Aadmi rasi chood de.. varna sab giroge..

Teacher bola ye kurbani main dunga.

TALIYAN bajaiye

Aur sare Doctor taali bajane lage aur Vajan kam
ho gaya

Moral of the story :- chahe Doctor ban jao par
guru hamesa guru hi hota hai.

Boy and Angel Funny Indian Jokes Hindi

Raju :”Maa apne mujhe jhut kyo bola ???
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Maa :”Kab ???
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Raju :”Aap ne kaha tha tumhari choti behen pari
hai
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Maa :”Haan wo hai
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Raju :”To jab mene use balcony se phenka to wo
udi kyo nhi

Funny Incidence

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“HAADSA”
Father – Beta Zara Apna Mobile Dena 1 min Be right back
Son – 1 Minute ON Kar Dun !! Surprised smile
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Ye Lo Dad ON Ho Gaya Start !
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Bus

Ek boy roz bus k darvaze mein
khada hoke traval karta hein.

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Bus conductor : tu roz darvaze mein
kadha rehta hein,
Tera baap kahin pe choukidar hein
kya?
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Boy replies : tu roz paise mangta
hein to, tera baap pehle bhikari
tha kya…!

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Latest Hindi Indian Jokes Online

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Papu ne numbr dial kia..wrong numbr lag gya..
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Papu-hello, kon?
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Girl-meh sita..Aap kon?
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Papu-oh teri ! Galti se ayodhya phone lg gya..sorry mate sorry!!

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Advance Features Of China Mobile

China

KAISE PATA LAGAOGE KI MOBILE MADE IN CHINA HAI ??
It’s Easy…

(1) 3 minutes mai Charging Full..
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(2) Ess phone mai hoga Television, Projector, Touchscreen, Nail-cutter, Matchstick etc etc..
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(3) Aap message ko toothpick se bhi likh sakoge.
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(4) Ess mai kuchh spell mistakes hogi
e.g: NokLa, blackderry, i-pone, samswag etc.
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(5) Jab aeroplane aasman se gujarega toh ek ‘Missed Call” dikhayega
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(6) Jab pass me se big truck pasar hoga toh dikhayega ki “charger connected”
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(7) Jab aas pass koi Chinese person hoga toh Notification aayega ki “One Bluetooth Device Found”